hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
