I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
foreskin is a definite game changer
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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