The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
