First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
