Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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