Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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