Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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