The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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