Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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