Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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