Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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