i just google imaged poop.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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