i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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