So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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