I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Did I show you my penis last night?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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