I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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