Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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