The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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