And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Randomize
