lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Your cock deserves a montage
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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