Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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