what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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