How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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