She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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