Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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