Do you still have your period?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Randomize
