He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
