He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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