thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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