He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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