Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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