Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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