ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
