Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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