we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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