please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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