Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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