apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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