why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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