That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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