dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
This toilet bowl is my home.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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