I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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