just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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