he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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