Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Dicks are not precious.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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