dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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