Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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