the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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