I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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