doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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