Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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