He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
