This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
only if we run a train.
done.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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