I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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