he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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