once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm at about main and main street
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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