yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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