he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Randomize