I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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