Little spoons don't ask big questions
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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