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He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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